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The Lost Boyfriend I never had(Inpired by a true life story)
I woke up very early that morning.. By 5am I was up.. That was unlike me… Im an heavy sleeper 😂 . My eyes wandered through out my spacious bedroom… Why on earth was I awake that early? I tried to force my self to sleep… It just didn’t work.. I tried cuddling my teddy bear a little tighter.. I jumped off the bed frustrated..
Guys? Why do you think Im up so early?
😂 Im finally in senior school 😂.. Im gon stop putting on those annoying pinafores.. It’s time to dress like a big girl.. It wasn’t just that… I just had a feeling that something big was coming.
Something really big… My then naive and feeble mind just couldn’t thing of something that huge .
Time flew so fast.. All I realised was.. I was in school already..
You know that nostalgic feeling you get after getting to a place you’ve never been to in a while.. I could picture the Principal, Mrs Adeola screaming on the assembly ground 😂… GOD! We have frustrated that woman in her life 😂
The dry air blew dust off the floor and made a beautiful work of art.. The harmattan season was fast approaching.. You know the weather gets kind of dry and that gives us that liberty to wear lip stick to school 😂.. Those senior boys are in trouble 😉
I walked into the classroom and all I could see was dust..”. OMG who’s gon clean this shit up”.. I muttered silently… Why was I in school so early? 😔
“IJ” someone called from behind… I turned around to see my closest friend from Jss1..
Guys please forgive me…. Don’t mind my manners..
What’sup people… I’m Ijeoma but most people prefer to call me” IJ”.. I’m a small girl oo 😂.
Im kind of fair skinned.. I have those pink lips you’ll love 😉.. I’m not that pretty compared to some chics in my set.. God! If you see these girls ehn.. I’m not even among the prettiest girls in my set..So I honestly can call my self any guy’s dream.. Its not like self condemnation but I look at myself in the mirror every goddammn day.. and I wonder where some girls get their beauty fron . But what these guys saw in me is what I don’t just get…Guys fighting over me? 😂 😂 It’s too funny to be true.. I honestly didn’t see that coming..
Well that’s my main reason for writing this story..Grab your popcorn, sit down and enjoy 😉
It was around 2nd period when I began to hear about some new guy in Ss2 and all the girls were talking about him… Wetin Kuku concern me.. I forgot to add… Im a principled lady 😉… All these boyfriend shit.. Just none of my business…. I have close friends who are guys… So what on earth do I need a boyfriend for?
Most of the guys I’ve met are a far cry from the kind of guy I like.. He has to be intelligent, black and cute (yea I love black guys a lot.. I don’t just believe because you are fair that makes you look good), I love guys with pink lips… I mean the very obvious one… Asin very pink ooo 😂 He has to respect his mum.. Just by the way he’ll talk to his mum I can tell how he’ll talk to me.. And Yes he has to be God-fearing.. (😂 I’m serious… I know I’m not that much of a good girl so I need a guy who’ll keep me on check)..
I was doing my normal business when those nonsense girls surrounded my table… Girls and amebo 😂..
“IJ I have seen your type” Flora said smiling (She is the lady I called my best bud.. You remember her right?)
“See leeme o” I replied with that baby’s voice…. You know we ladies do now..
Then they began to talk oo, he’s cute.. He’s black etc..
Before I knew it these yeye girls started dragging me oo.. Asin they dragged me feom Ss1 block to Ss2 block..
“You girls should better not try something stupid oo” I said as these girls dragged me
Next thing I knew was they pushed me and I hit someone..
“Chai I’m in trouble” I muttered silently…
I looked towards the back and all my so called friends had disappeared.. Human being 😢
He turned around slowly and…
God!! If you see this guy???
Watch out for episode 2 of the lost boyfriend I never had
How was it? Drop your comments please
Written by Undergragra/Ace